Ice Cream Flavors
A guy walks up to an ice cream vendor and says, " I'd like a scoop of vanilla, and a scoop of chocolate." The vendor says, " I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of chocolate." The man says, "Ok, give me a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate." The ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Cake Or Bed
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T ......
Written on 13/11/2008

The Guy Stuck In Quicksand
so theres this guy who trips over into quicksand right. well its up to his ankles, then later on along comes a guy walking by and the man in quicksand say "hey buddy you gotta help me get outta here". so the guy says ill help you if you give me ......
Written on 16/11/2008

The Top Ten Ways To Tell A Guy Their Zipper Is Unzipped!!!
THE TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL A GUY THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED!!! 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. ......
Written on 18/11/2008

Irish Joke
Heard thios Joke from a Firend....LOL Irish Toast Paddy O'Reilly hoisted his beer, saying, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told Mary, his wife, "I ......
Written on 18/11/2008