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Fishing Expedition Four macho guys go on a fishing expedition. To save a little money, they rent a small cabin that has only two bedrooms.Bill sleeps with Charlie the first night and he comes to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.The other two ask, "What happened ...... Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Hit By Lightning One day one of the sisters was visiting a neighbor, and while walking home was caught in a severe thunder storm. Lightning was streaking across the sky and thunder was booming all around. Totally terrified, she ran to a nearby haystack and buried her head in the hay like an ostrich, ...... Written on 09/10/2008 |
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A Playpen The young mom was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts!! Such pests. They give me no rest and I'm half way to the funny farm." "What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself, " her ...... Written on 12/10/2008 |
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The Surly Blind Man A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and ...... Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Off To Vegas A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 400 a ...... Written on 17/10/2008 |
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