The Vow Of Celebracy
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Erectile Disfunction
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries ......
Written on 17/09/2008

A Joke!
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his ......
Written on 18/09/2008

Marketing Terms
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ......
Written on 18/09/2008

The Little Rascals Spelling Bee
one day mrs. crabtree decided to have a spelling bee. she told the kids to first say the word, speel it, and then use it in a sentecne. she then called on spanky. spanky, she said, spell the word good. spanky replied, good, g o o d , darla is good. ......
Written on 30/09/2008