Going To Hell
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to hell." This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Chain Letter
The following piece is not a joke but one of the most interesting, humorous, well-conceived things that I have read in a long time. I don't know where it came from or who wrote it but would love to find out so I could say "You really hit the ball hard ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Rectum Stretcher!
A guy is late for work so he's racing trying to get there. While crossing over a bridge doing 80 a cop catches him on radar and pulls him over. The guy says, "Give me a break, I'm on my way to work, and I'm late." The cop says, "What do ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Health Questions And Answers Lol
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life is this true? Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer that's like saying you can extend the ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Smart Woman
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real misery when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it ......
Written on 10/09/2008