Have You Seen The Paper?
A new couple went out for a drive one Sunday afternoon. While chatting and giddy with new found love and affection, enjoying the scenic country side and simply being together, the young man felt the pending need to fart. Horrified at the prospect of farting in a vehicle with his new ......
Written on 10/09/2008

This Joke Is Way Too Funny
MY DEAREST WIFE To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Fart Habit...
Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke ......
Written on 10/09/2008

One Little Problem
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Not Really A Joke But Something Funny
So what do you do when a girl you've been seeing has been one of the best experiences you've ever had then all of a sudden says "I love you." But she says it meaningfully! You're stuck and caught with very few options. So I went through numerous hypothetical situations: 1. ......
Written on 12/09/2008