If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
IF SANTA ANSWERED HIS MAIL HONESTLY Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all Yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frickin book so ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Did You Call For Me?
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Cuckoo Clock...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The One About The T**t
Joan and Sarah had been out on the razzle for the night, two good friends enjoying some time away from their men and families. As the night wore on they became more and more inebriated and loose of tongue Joan, the tipsier of the two turns to Sarah and says, "Tell ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Car Troubles
A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that every time he farts it sounds like honda. The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man. As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have ......
Written on 10/09/2008