Wedgie
Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eyes. His father see's it and says "Johnny how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But dad it wasn't my fault. We were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Firm It Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Boy Goes To A Nude Beach
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to the nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are, the dumber the person is." The boy, ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Texas Hind Lick Maneuver
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked one of ......
Written on 27/10/2008

Lifesaving - Hillbilly Style
Two old hillbilly boys walk into a bar and while downing a whiskey, they talk about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a few seconds, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the ......
Written on 28/10/2008