For Women Only
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Little Weenie
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and ......
Written on 13/10/2008

Smoking In The Rain
Smoking in the Rain Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Snow White Names The Dwarfs
Miss Snow White was a horny cow And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she was some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on a cottage, And went in for a poke. Her ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Thanksgiving Dinner Rofl
There was once a kid who overheard his parents screwing. His father told his mother, "Oh, you have such nice big titties!" His mother told his father, "Oh, you have such a big, long c**k!" He asked his dad what titties and c**ks were. His dad Told him, ......
Written on 20/10/2008