Sperm Bank Robber
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fg safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or ......
Written on 10/09/2008

What They Dont Teach You In Business School
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a 100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Bbq Fun
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and theman looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Arguing With Their Friend
Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend who was a midget. Sudden out of nowhere, the Pope walks into the bar! "Oh my god its the pope " they all say at once "the midget says to the guys 'That's it I'm going ask him." So he walks ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Of Beasts And Birds
The guys were hangin at the bar last night, and spouting the usual trash. Joe decided he would liken some of the crew to animals Jay was the Lion big, brave and damn hairy. Mike was a fox - cunning, nocturnal and very very ginger. Me - a bear fat-assed, grumpy ......
Written on 15/09/2008