Lil Johnny With Mom
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. "Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well Johnny, " she says, these are balloons and when you die they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Red Neck Hero
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Grill
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Girls Night Out
Read it on a site and found it amsueing. GIRLS NIGHT OUT So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a 10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked ......
Written on 10/09/2008

A Matter Of Credibility
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the drivers door. Is there a problem, Officer? The policeman says, Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license, please? The driver responds, Id give it to you but I dont have one. You dont have one? The ......
Written on 10/09/2008