Watching Underwears
"where were you till now?" an angry villager mom asked her daughter. "oh mommy!some boys told me that girls can never climb a tree.i climed that big apple tree easily to show them they are not true. and even threw them some apples!" "You damn fool!" said the mother"they only wanted ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Duck In The Bar
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of milk. The barman replies, "this is a bar, we don't sell milk." The duck leaves. Next day he's back..the same barman asks, "what'll it be"..the duck replies "a glass of milk please."..."I told you yesterday, this is ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Good Math
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Circus Time
There was a drum roll and the spotlight hit the Great Alphonso as he approached the growling lion. He cracked the whip and the lion opened its jaws wide. The Great Alphonso stepped closer, unzipped his fly and to the amazement of the audience, flopped it between the gaping jaws. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Honeymoon
A couple arrives at their honeymoon suite and starts to get undressed. The groom removes his shoes and sox, and his wife starts laughing. He asks what she is laughing at, and she says your toes. He says when I was a boy I had toelio. She says you mean polio, ......
Written on 24/05/2009