Brain Salesman
A brainsalesman is walking down the sidewalk, he sees two guys sitting on a stoop. He stops and asks if they are interested in purchasing a brain. The two fellas ask what he has, so the salesman says "I got a lawyers brain for 15, 000, I also have a doctors ......
Written on 06/01/2009

Forest Gump In Heaven
The day finally arrived Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.. I ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Snake Story
The following is a story of Petey, the snake. To get the full meaning of the story we suggest you read out loud. Petey was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his ......
Written on 15/01/2009

A Woman Should Have....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Doing Yard Work
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He sees his wife at the bathroom window & yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" ......
Written on 23/05/2009