Something Smells Fishy...
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft ......
Written on 13/11/2008

21st Century Birds And Bees
How fitting is this? Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?". The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Husbands .....
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Holmes And Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars.""What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for ......
Written on 02/12/2008

Penquin Car Repair
Ok follow along with this one and just don't ask questions.... A penguin goes in to a automotive repair shop to get his car fixed.. The mechinac says it will be about an hour so the penguin goes across the street to the Ice Cream Parlor you see penguins love ......
Written on 13/12/2008