School Lunch
One day Jake, a nine-year-old, asked to pack his own lunch for school. His mom agreed. But they couldn't agree on what he should pack, so they both made lists. This was the mom's list: One sandwich One apple Pretzels A carton of milk This was Jake's list: Candy Candy Candy ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Three Wishes
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now, " says the old lady, "I ......
Written on 19/10/2008

Lipstick
Lipstick in School -- Priceless!! According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to wear lipstick at school and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Nudist Colony
Nudist colony A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but ......
Written on 25/10/2008

The Bridal Shop
A man was arrested Friday night and charged with attempted armed robbery after he allegedly held up the Ever-After Bridal Boutique on Main Street with an X-Acto knife, police said. Robert Clayton, 34, of the McKenna House homeless shelter, is accused of fleeing the store after the female employees refused to ......
Written on 28/10/2008