Rectum Stretcher...
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Big Red Fire Engine!!
a 5yr old boy realy wants a fire engine to play with, he hasnt got one nor can he get one so he decides to utalise the family cat...he sprays the moggy red, puts a lead on it so it cant run of and takes it out to play on the ......
Written on 25/09/2008

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally ......
Written on 28/09/2008

Fly A Kite
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Getting To Heaven The Hard Way
St. Peter Greets a man at the pearly Gates. "What have you done to deserve entry into heaven?" he asks. "Well, on my trip to the Black Hills, I came upon a gang of tough bikers threatening a young women." says the man. "So I went up to the biggest, meanest ......
Written on 02/10/2008