Aisle Alter Hymn
Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows were exchanged. Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Harley Davidson
Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked Little Johnny what he had. Little Johnny replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." ......
Written on 17/09/2008

In Simple English
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Adam And Eve...
Adam was roaming around the Garden of Eden making up names for all the animals that were there. He also noticed that there were two kinds of each species - male and female. And he also noticed that most of the animals were mating and seemed to be enjoying this very ......
Written on 23/09/2008

Answering Machines
Pls feel free to try these: This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. Hi. I am probably home. I'm ......
Written on 24/09/2008