Hypnotized Sex
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.' 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?' His wife replies, 'Maggie referred me to a hypnotist.He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Nightstand
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly, " she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all, " she ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Divorce Joke
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No, " he said, "I mean what is the foundation of ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Crying Husband
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down ......
Written on 10/09/2008

2 Old Ladies Cucumber Shopping
Two old ladies were looking over different cucumbers in the grocery section of their local shop. Talking to one another they were saying that size and width will depend on just how far it would go. Upon hearing this and thinking the ladies were on a tight budget the store clerk ......
Written on 10/09/2008