Jokes
A father asked his young son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the boy exploded, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked the youngster what was wrong. Oh pop, " the boy sobbed, "for me there was no santa claus at age six, ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Little Bird
EARLY ONE SPRING, A LATE SNOW STORM CAME THROUGH AND BLEW A LITTLE BIRD OUT OF HIS NEST AND INTO A SNOW DRIFT WITHIN A BARN YARD. THE LITTLE BIRD WAS FREEZING IN THE SNOW SO IT BEGAN TO CRY "TWEET TWEET". A OLD COW HEARED THE LITTLE BIRD AND FELT ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Excuse Notes Deluxe
EXCUSE NOTES DELUXE These are actual excuse notes from parents Including original spelling My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and Ihad her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.28, ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Santa Cums Once A Year
Little Mary was a very pretty girl with a very nice figure. Every year for christmas she would only ask her parents for one thing, for Santa to stay and play with her. This year her 20th yr, she waited up for Santa on this christmas eve. As Santa entered her ......
Written on 29/10/2008

Perfect Man
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the ......
Written on 30/10/2008