Christmas Chuckle. Lol
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm In her thirties to forties, they ......
Written on 10/10/2008

Remember This At Christmas Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Snow
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts. "Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. "It's Snow ... Roy Snow, " he answered, "and what's yours?" "Me, I'm June ... June Hansen, " she said. ......
Written on 15/10/2008

The Best & Funniest Jokes Around
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property hereinafter "the house" a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse. A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Resignation From Adulthood
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ......
Written on 20/10/2008