Political Christmas!
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!" Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 to the Salvation Army. Democrats help the poor by giving 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street. Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere Get In-Sit Down-Shut Up-HOLD ON Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man Five Days a Week My Body is a Temple ... The Other Two, it's an Amusement Park Eve Was Framed Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their ......
Written on 19/09/2008

Watch....
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Trees
Two trees, a beech and a birch, grew up in the forest together and spent many years donig what trees do especially when people aren't looking. One spring, after the snow melted, they noticed a small shoot growing between them. One tree asked the other, "Is that a son of a ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Winter Weather
Ole and Lena was at the kitchen table for the usual morning cup of coffee and listening to a weather report coming from the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. All vehicles should be parked on the odd-numbered side ......
Written on 06/10/2008