Top 10 Signs That Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid
Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" Kid asks for new bike, gets a pack of smokes. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are Styrofoam peanuts. Christmas day, your ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASAND ALL THROUGH THE CELLS, THE CONVICTS WERE LOCKED UP MADDER THAN HELL.EXCEPT FOR THE RIGHTEOUS, KICKED BACK IN THEIR BUNKS, THEIR HEADS FILLED WITH VISIONS, OF FAT LITTLE PUNKS! WHEN UP ON THE ROOFTOP AROSE SUCH A ROAR, THAT THE GUARDS THOUGHT IT MUST BE A ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Top Ten Gifts For Men & Women
TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOES NOT WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated 5. Custom engraved bowling ball 4. New outboard motor for ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Torturing Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone ......
Written on 17/09/2008

'twas The Night Before Christmas At Rock-away Rest,
and all of us seniors were looking our best. Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry Our punchbowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry. A bed sock was taped to each walker, in hope That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap. We surely were lucky ......
Written on 17/09/2008