Why Men Are So Proud Of Themselves...
1. They know stuff about tanks. 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase. 3. They can open all their own jars. 4. They can go to the bathroom without a support group. 5. They don't have to learn to spell a new last name. 6. ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Oracion
ORACIN Seor, t sabes mejor que yo, que estoy envejeciendo y un da ser vieja. No permitas que me haga charlatana y sobre todo adquiera el hbito de creer que tengo que decir algo sobre cualquier tema, en toda ocasin. Librame de las ansias de querer arreglar la ......
Written on 10/09/2008

World Conference
THREE MEN CARPOOL TO A WORLD CONFERENCE ON MANKIND A JEWISH PRIEST, A HINDU PRIEST AND A POLITICIAN. THEY HIT A SNOW STORM AN THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN. ALL THREE WALK TO A NEARBY FARMER'S HOUSE. THE FARMER WELCOMES THEM IN BUT SADLY RELATES THAT HE ONLY HAS ROOM FOR TWO, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Holiday Cards For Bad Boys & Girls
You offended my young daughter, when you flashed your third-grade weener. So here now is your Christmas gift: "Junior Edition Subpoena" You won't find any presents 'neath the tree on Christmas morn. 'Cause Santa knows who's good and bad, and who's downloading porn. We're sick of your tantrums and ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Bicycle Safety Violation Ticket
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next ......
Written on 10/09/2008