God's Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Ten Inch Bic
there are two men walking down the road. one's name is tom and the other is joe. tom pulls out a ciggarett and asks joe if he has a light. joe pulls out a ten inch bic. tom says "holy shit man where did you get that?!" joe replies"i found a ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Home Remidies
yes, I know how to spell remedies. This is "humor" 'member? 1 . If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Old Guy
An old guy is getting pretty frail his kids try to persuade him that he'd be better off in a home. He doesn't like the idea, but they get him to agree to a weeks trial. He goes in, and gets introduced to eberybody he even enjoys the evening meal. He ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Mistaken Identity
A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, "What can I get you?" "Make it a whiskey, " says the man, who promptly throws it down in one gulp. "That'll be three dollars, " says the bartender. "Screw you!" says the man. "You offered to get ......
Written on 24/05/2009