An Oldy But Goody.........
This plane starts to run into trouble on a flight and as the stewardesses have everybody go into emergency mode, people are astonished to see 3 women going into their own emergency mode. The first woman was putting on all of her finest diamonds, emeralds, rubies and other fine jewelry. When ......
Written on 21/12/2008

The Exterminator
The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo. The woman c**ked her ear, "Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried. The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the ......
Written on 22/12/2008

Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the ......
Written on 27/12/2008

New Evening Classes For Men!!!
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Long And Worth The Read
I heard this joke only once ever, and once I got it thought it was hilarious... Up in heaven got decided to change things around. He told his angels that a new rule would go into effect the next at 12pm.. this rule said that people could only stay in ......
Written on 13/02/2009