The 12 Days Of Thanksgiving
On the First Day..... We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings. On the Second Day..... We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. On the Third Day..... We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies. On the Fourth ......
Written on 11/12/2008

Titillating
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece ......
Written on 11/12/2008

How Much Closer Can You Be?
The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To warn others, residents would yell out, "Flushing!" each time they flushed the toilets. During one of my daughter's visits home, a friend stopped by to chat for a while. I was explaining how my daughter was ......
Written on 16/12/2008

Whos Got Bigger
A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy some condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, he finally unzips his pants, place his d**k on the counter and put down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist looks at it, ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Mrs. Jones Sent Her Daughter Silvia
to buy some groceries at the market. On the way she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit of which she did. She bought the groceries and got back home to her mother. Mrs. Jones: "Why did you take so ......
Written on 21/12/2008