Ever Ditch School For Sex?
Three boys ditched school to sneak into an X rated movie. They found an emergency exit door partway open in the back and quickly hid in the dark theatre. Commercials & Previews started as the boys got settled. The action starts slowly as the couple finds each other, then the clothes ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Cheating Husband
A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a v****a?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a v****a?" and she slams the ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Alcohol Vs. Water.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Visible Fart
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Bathing A Cat
How to wash the cat:: thoroughly clean the toilet. add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom. in one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lidsyou ......
Written on 25/11/2008