Pickup Line Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: ......
Written on 19/07/2009

What Tree Is It?
There was a beech tree and a birch tree growing side-by-side and in between them was a sapling. The beech tree asked the birch tree, "Is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?" The birch tree said it didn't know. About then a woodpecker landed on ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Dark In Here
A woman has a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. When her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Then her husband comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy. The little ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Watch Where You Pee!
2 women walking home drunk had to pee, so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet roll, one woman used her panties and threw them away. The other found a ribbon from a wreath and used that. The next day their husband's were talking, 'We'd better keep an eye ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Bridge Patrol
A man is driving along on his way to work. On his way he passes over a bridge and glances in his rearview mirror only to notice the flashing lights of a police car behind him. He calmly pulls over and the officer walks up to the man's window. The officer ......
Written on 19/07/2009