Knickerless
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Woman's Prayer
Lord, before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Pa Fix The Out House :
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out..."Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Six Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Gynaecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the ......
Written on 19/07/2009