A couple just gets married and is moving into their new home. All is well and the their new life together couldn't look any brighter But as they were moving in, the newly husband keeps remembering some advice his single buddies told him at his bachelor party. The advice kept replaying over and over in his head with every box he carried in. They told him to make sure that he laid down the law and let his new wife know who was the boss in the house. Overwhelmed by the thought, while the couple was in the bedroom. He decided he didn't want to waste anymore time letting her know who was in charge. As the newly weds begun unpacking, he tossed his new wife a pair of his pants and said in a stern voice, "WOMEN! put my pants on!!!" She just smiled and said, "baby, you know I can't wear your pants." He replied, "DAMN RIGHT WOMAN! You know who wears the pants in this house!" She just smiled and continued to unpack. a few moments later, she nnexpectedly tossed him a pair of her pants and said, "Baby, try on my pants.
" The new man in charge looked a little confused and said, "Woman, you know I can't get into your pants." She just glared at him and said, "And you never will if you don't change that motherf**kin' attitude." |
