A youngish married couple with kids were having it rough finding time for sex without staying up late. They devised a scheme where one would ask the other "Are we able to use the washing machine tonight?" Meaning, of course, "Wanna f**k?" Tonight the wife said no. The next night she also said no. The third night she approached her husband, Very horny by now and asked if she could use the washing machine tonight. "I'm sorry, Honey, " he said, " It was a small load, so I did it by hand." |
