One day after 29 years, 11 months and 29 days of spotless attendance with his job in a pickle factory, the married man comes home after only working for 2 hours. His wife is irate, irrational and inconsolable with hysteria. She finally calms down enough for her husband to understand her as she questions him why he is home early. He calmly states that he and the guys in maintenance had a running pool bet as to whether or not he could stick his "pickle" in the pickle slicer twice not just once like all the other guys and not get hurt. He continues to state that he did it and didnt get hurt, and won the pooled money. So why are you home early, she asks.
Well, the big boss walked in on me when I had my thing in the pickle slicer for the second time and I was caught, and they fired us both! |
