An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
COLOR darkblue "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 yr old bride who is pregnant with my child, what do you think about that?" Says the old guy. The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season.
One day, when he was hunting he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his wanling cane instead of his gun. when he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went BANG BANG, suddenly two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly.
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