A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband exclaimed "Hey honey you sure are getting fat. Your butt is really getting huge.
I bet it is as big as the gas grill by now." The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill, then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said.
"Just what I thought, just about the same size." The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said "How about a little lovin'?" The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill just for one little weenie, do you?" |
