A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She tells him that she lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The driver agrees. But, the nun explains, she can't have sex with anyone who is married because that would be a sin. The driver says, "No problem I'm not married." The nun says she also has to die a virgin so she'll have to take it in the ass.
The driver agrees again. Being the only people on the bus, they go to the back bench and take care of business. When they are done, and he has resumed driving, the driver says, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I am married, and I have three kids." The nun replies, "That's okay. I have a confession, too. My name is Bruce, and I'm on my way to a costume party!" |
