Men and Women.. There is a difference.... 1. A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he wants, A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't want 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him alot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men love longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow dereriorate during the night.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage. |
