A married couple both 62 were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a little fairy appeared at their table. "For being an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".
"Oh I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her wand and two tickets for a cruise on the QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "This is all very romantic but an opportunity like this may never appear again. I'm sorry my love but my wish is for a wife 30 years younger.". The wife and fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..........................The fairy waved her wand and "poof!" - the husband became 92 years old. Morale of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female. |
