The taxman: On their wedding night, a young bride told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative.
He kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband 2 was in Software Services he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from Field Services he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in Telemarketing even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an Engineer he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in Marketing although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychiatrist all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector all he ever did was.. God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good, " said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Tax Man... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" |
