A hillbilly gentleman was finally marrying off his teenage son. All went well at the wedding.
and the happy couple was off for their honeymoon.
The proud father went home, settled into his lazy boy recliner and switched on the television. A short time later, there was a knock on the door, and the man was surprised to see his newly married son at the door.
"Son, it's your wedding night, why aren't you at the hotel with your new wife?" he asked.
"Well daddy, we got to the hotel and everything was dandy. We got undressed and got into bed, but then she whispered to me that I needed to be gentle, because she's a virgin." At that, the man put his arm around his son and said "Come on in son.
If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for mine either!" |
