Two married guys where hangin out at the bar one night when the first guy look at his friend and says "man im bout to head home b4 it gets to late and the wife wakes up bitchin. when i stay out this late, it is impossible for me not to wake her up no matter how quiet i am." the other guy says " yeah well ima stay here for a few more hours and ill call a cab." How do you do it?" the first man relpies.
"DO what?" "not wake the wife up when u get in?" " well i take a different approach when i go home, I slamm the door open and demand a b**w ***.
n when i get upstairs she is sound asleep. |
