Thanks to my bud for this joke.
A nun was walking through a park at night when a man jumped out from the bushes, grabbed her, dragged her back in and had his way with her.
When the man was finished he said to the nun what will you tell the almighty father now. The nun said, I must tell the truth. I was walking through the park when a man grabbed me and had his way with me twice.
UNLESS you're tired. |
