A blonde gets a job as a teacher, she notices a boy on the field stood by himself, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him "you ok?" she says "Yes" he says "you can play with the other kids you know" she says "Its best i stay here" he says "Why" she says "Because i, m the f**king goalkeeper you idiot" he says. |