Salt Lick

A rancher has a bull that won't breed cows in the heard his vet gives him a medicated salt lick for the bull to try the first time the bull licks the block of salt the bull immediatly f**ks every cow in the pasture while continuing to use the salt lick the bull jumps the fences crosses into other ranches and f**ks everything he can mount amazed a neighbor asks the rancher what is in the salt lick? rancher says i don't know but it tastes like peppermint"

 

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