Oldie But A Goodie

A man walks up to a beutiful woman at a party.

He asks" Have you got a keg in those pants?" Confused and starting to feel offended she states "excuse me?". To which he replies, "'cause I would love to tap that ass!"---very cheesy pick up line that I am sad to say I have personally come across.

 

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