An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'.
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton. Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes....
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says 'whats wrong, can ye no play it?' The octopus says ' play it? - Im gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!' |
