A lady was crying on her front porch as a young man walked by, and asked her what was wrong. She explained, "My husband is very lazy. I told him that there was a leak under the kitchen sink.He said do I have plumber written on my forehead.I told him that the switch in the living room keeps shocking me. He say's do I have electrician written on my forehead. I told him that the garage door broke. He say's do I have carpenter written on my forehead. He spends all his time at the bar down the street." The young man told her he would fix everything for a price.
The woman's husband came home and noticed that everything was fixed. He asked his wife what had happened.
The young man fixed everything and he wanted me to have sex with him or for me to bake him a cake. The husband say's "How about a peice of that cake then.
"The wife say's"Do I have betty crocker written on my forehead." |
