Two buddies were fishing at a favorite river one day, they had not gotten a bite since they arrived.
Across the river and old lady was catching fish one after another. One of the men yelled across the river, mamm what are you using for bait? She replied back nite crawlers, to there surprise it was the same bait they were using. The next morning they got up early, went back to the river and went to the side and same spot the old women had been yesterday, they were shocked to see her across the river in the same spot they had been.
Again they caught nothing and had to look as she brought in fish after fish.the two buddies, got in there truck drove to the side where the lady was, one said lady we use the same bait as you, we fish the same spot you do how come you always catch fish and we dont ?. The old women looked up and said boys its like this, when I wake up in the morning and my husbands d**k is laying on the north side i fish the north side of the river, when its laying on the south side i fish the south, one of the men said what if its sticking straight up ? the old women smiled and said son thats no time to go fishing. |
