A short guy gets on the elevator with a tall guy.
After a few minutes, the tall guy turns to him and says "7 feet tall.
300 lbs of solid muscle.
28 inch biceps. 12 inch d**k.
Turner Brown" The short guy immediately faints. The tall guy shakes him til he wakes up. The short guy asks him "what did you just say to me?" The tall guy replies "I just answered the questions that most people ask me. I'm 7 feet tall. I'm 300 lbs of solid muscle.
I have 28 inch biceps. I have a 12 inch d**k. And my name is Turner Brown." The short guy replies "Thank god, I thought you said Turn Around.
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