There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopeless. The Priest turned to the Nun and said "Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?" The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?" "In all my years in the church I've never seen a pair of breasts before." said the Priest. The Nun was a bit shocked but lifted her robes to show off her breasts in all their glory. The Priest smiled and said "Thank you Sister." Then the Nun turned to the Priest and said "Father, in all my years in the church I have never seen a man's thingy before.
Is it alright for you to show me?" The priest happily agreed and got his junk out. The Nun studied it intensly. The Priest had his eyes closed and was rising to attention as the Nun touched it with fascination. The Priest said with a smile on his face, "Sister, do you know that when its placed in certain areas it can give life?" And the Nun looked and at him and said "WELL STICK IT UP THIS CAMELS ASS AND LETS GET THE FCK OUTTA HERE!!!!" |
