The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday school every week. One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine-looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?" "Why yes, that would be nice, " the lady said. The gentleman couldn't believe his luck.
On Tuesday he picked the lady up an! d took her to a fine restaurant in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and said, "Would you like a c**ktail before dinner?" "Oh, no", said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood. "What ever would I tell my Sunday school class?" Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes, he said, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh my, goodness no, " said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday school class if I did." Well, our boy felt pretty low after that so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed twice already so he figured he had nothing to lose. He ventured forth with, "Ahhh....
mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?" "That would be nice, " she said. The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right then and there and drove back to the motel and checked in. The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, What in the world have I done? He shook her awake and said, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday school class?" She said, "The same thing I always tell them"....
'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.' |
