I was with my fellow red hat women.
We decided we would go to a strip club after one of our meetings. When the male stripper came to our table one of my friends licked a 10 and stuck it to his ass.
Then another licked a 20 and stuck it to the other cheek.
My third friend being very competitive licked a 50 and stuck it to my surprise right next to the 10. He noticed that there was a competion going on, so he danced over to me. I had no idea what to do. I had no 100. So I pulled out my debit card, swiped it down his crack, and took the eighty bucks, then quickly left. |
